Lawyer Jokes
Question by prince charming: lawyer jokes?
anyone got any good lawyer jokes heres a few for the list
1. what do you call a good lawyer…..one thats dumped in the river with cement shoes
2. how many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb…..21 one to hold it and 20 to figure out how to sue the one holding the light bulb.
3. what do you call a lawyer burried at sea…a good start
4. two lawyers see a blond walking down the street the 1st one says id like to screw that and the other said out of what
add yours..
Best answer:
Answer by Antoine J
i don’t get the last one
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Question by come_on_kiss_the_gun: Bankruptcy?
I was just wondering what is the difference between Chapter 7, 10 & 13 bankruptcies. How did the new law that Bush passed now affect bankruptcies (or does it at all)? I’ve heard everything that you can’t file for Chapter 13 bankruptcy anymore to you have to take financial planning classes thereafter. Also, is it advisable at all? I know normally people say make it your last resort, but I am beyond in debt and do not have any other resolutions. Any horror stories after filing? Any positive stories? Please enlighten me.
thanks!
Best answer:
Answer by fukinluckyfuker
I filed the week before the laws changed, but I know a little about what changed.
Ch. 7 is a liquidation, where your unsecured debts are discharged and not owed on anymore. Secured debts can be reaffirmed in some cases. This is the one that’s almost impossible to do now.
Ch. 13 is for debt restructuring. There’s a formula they use to see how much money monthly you can afford to pay back. If, when using this terrible formula created by the IRS, you can afford to repay even $ 100 per month, you must file Ch. 13 and settle out your debts, over a maximum 5 year period.
The dirty secret that no one talked about before the law changed, is that 4 out of 5 people who filed Ch. 13 BEFORE the change, failed. You miss one payment and the whole thing can get derailed. God help you if you lose a job, get injured, whatever.
There are also some “means” tests, where your income is compared to the average income for your area. If you make very little money, you may still qualify for a Ch. 7.
And yes, I believe that before anyone can file a BK now, you must meet with a non-profit credit counselor first.
Call a few BK attorneys. Get quotes on prices, and meet with a couple that are cheap but seem knowledgable. Most will give you at least a 30 minute consultation at no charge, in hopes of earning your business.
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Question by rusterline: How much does a Defense attorney make in Denver, CO?
How much does a Criminal Defense attorney make in salary or per hour in Denver, Colorado?
Best answer:
Answer by Leslie S
Most defense attorneys do not do hourly billing but charge by the case for the specific case and any filing etc fees.
It is what the traffic will bear and the type of crime involved.
For a simple traffic ticket a little, DUI a lot more, second DUI even more.
A shoplifting which will be resolved in one appearance a little. A murder which will go to trial and have a lot of motions, a lot.
Good defense attorneys that have developed a reputation make a lot of money. Public defenders make about the same as a prosecutor or senior cop does (like prosecutors/cops most don’t take the job just for the money).
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Have you heard any good lawyer jokes lately?
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It is real fun to crack lawyer jokes among your friends. Specially when you are in some parties or some functions, you find lawyer jokes more entertaining. Comedians have their minds full of lawyer jokes.
It is often said that if you can’t laugh at yourself, you need to lighten up. In the case of lawyer jokes, you might be surprised that many lawyers find them funny as well.
When it comes to jokes, many suggest the lawyer jokes that can really bring a smile in your face. This may or many not be the case, but lawyer jokes certainly highlight the shadier characters in their business. Have you heard any good lawyer jokes lately? When searching “Lawyer Jokes” online, you will find nearly millions of lawyer jokes on the web. How about these jokes: A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.”The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, “Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.”That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, “That’s Strange.” ———————–
A lawyer is sitting at the desk in his new office. He hears someone coming to the door. To impress his first potential client, he picks up the phone as the door opens and says, “I demand one million and not a penny less.” As he hangs up, the man now standing in his office says, “I’m here to hook up your phone.”
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A man who had been caught embezzling millions went to a lawyer. His lawyer told him, “Don’t worry. You’ll never go to jail with all that money? In fact, when the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a penny.———————–
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